Yognarlquat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, merciless chinchilla.

Yognarlquat created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yognarlquat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yognarlquat, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yognarlquat's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Yognarlquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt eagles.

2. Run away if seven geese approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.