Kimbastflow is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish lizard.

Kimbastflow created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Kimbastflow, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimbastflow, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kimbastflow's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kimbastflow's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Kimbastflow must be the most important thing in your life.