Passtanrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, idiotic centaur.

Passtanrull created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Passtanrull, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Passtanrull, she will not care.

Passtanrull's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Passtanrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always obey Passtanrull's priests.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Passtanrull must be the most important thing in your life.