Wikratsab is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow
cat.
Wikratsab created the planet Jupiter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Wikratsab, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Wikratsab, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Wikratsab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Wikratsab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near seals while wearing fawn shoes and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.
2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Hide if five dogs approach from the east.
5. Never pour water over plants.