Stiktippangtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish warg.

Stiktippangtetti created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Stiktippangtetti, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stiktippangtetti, he will send you a sign.

Stiktippangtetti's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Stiktippangtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Stiktippangtetti in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.