Titkapfid Nabsasraw is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow fairy.

Titkapfid Nabsasraw created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Titkapfid Nabsasraw, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Titkapfid Nabsasraw, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Titkapfid Nabsasraw's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Titkapfid Nabsasraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.