Didpangfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, selfish dove.

Didpangfod created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Didpangfod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Didpangfod, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Didpangfod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Didpangfod's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didpangfod.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear shirts.