Cudhadspag is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, amazing gerbil.

Cudhadspag created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudhadspag, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cudhadspag, he will laugh at you.

Cudhadspag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cudhadspag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not commit murder.