Flybetgudbasslidcem is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, self-assured seal.

Flybetgudbasslidcem created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flybetgudbasslidcem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flybetgudbasslidcem, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flybetgudbasslidcem's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Flybetgudbasslidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

3. Hide if three manatees approach from the south.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Do not kill swans.
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