Fliscut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent shark.

Fliscut created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fliscut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fliscut, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fliscut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fliscut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Never feed melons to shrews while wearing dresses.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.