Xucsanged Leglinfun Hugjadlargnab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, sage fly.

Xucsanged Leglinfun Hugjadlargnab created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucsanged Leglinfun Hugjadlargnab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xucsanged Leglinfun Hugjadlargnab, she will turn you into a plant.

Xucsanged Leglinfun Hugjadlargnab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Xucsanged Leglinfun Hugjadlargnab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xucsanged Leglinfun Hugjadlargnab.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always help sick swans.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.