Gepkankab is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, egotistical
snake.
Gepkankab created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gepkankab, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Gepkankab, he will turn you into a goat.
Gepkankab's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Gepkankab's Holy Commandments1. Never write about asteroids.
2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Gepkankab in the centre of the settlement.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never paint your head fawn.
5. Never feed bananas to grasshopers while wearing white tights.