Lunfumkik is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest
parrot.
Lunfumkik created an atom two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lunfumkik, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Lunfumkik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Lunfumkik's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Lunfumkik's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair violet.
2. Lunfumkik must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never chant near voles.