Vanbagxuc is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, flying dingo.

Vanbagxuc created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanbagxuc, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vanbagxuc, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vanbagxuc's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vanbagxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.