Nanfabbog Shavtarjap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, confident grasshopper.

Nanfabbog Shavtarjap created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanfabbog Shavtarjap, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nanfabbog Shavtarjap, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nanfabbog Shavtarjap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nanfabbog Shavtarjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Put Nanfabbog Shavtarjap first in all things.

3. Never bounce near dolphins.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.