Gamflisbopfarnstanvan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless tapir.

Gamflisbopfarnstanvan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gamflisbopfarnstanvan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gamflisbopfarnstanvan, it will turn you into a rock.

Gamflisbopfarnstanvan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gamflisbopfarnstanvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Run away from indigo capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.