Bimsogfencut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional beaver.

Bimsogfencut created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimsogfencut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bimsogfencut, he will think nothing of it.

Bimsogfencut's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bimsogfencut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black rats, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not chop down trees.