Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful
porpoise.
Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap, he will turn you into a plant.
Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. You must never eat wheat.
5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.