Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful porpoise.

Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap, he will turn you into a plant.

Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cebbunhogfubhitfidlap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.