Xinnellhomnurtbadbestnilldad
is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced
raven
.
Xinnellhomnurtbadbestnilldad
created energy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xinnellhomnurtbadbestnilldad
, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Xinnellhomnurtbadbestnilldad
, she will turn you into a goat.
Xinnellhomnurtbadbestnilldad's
most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Xinnellhomnurtbadbestnilldad's Holy Commandments
1. Never go into gray rooms.
2. Never think about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing black stockings and balancing six carbon spheres on your face.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Run away from yellow goats, for they are unholy.
5. Never mention mice.
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