Donhomkam is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful unicorn.

Donhomkam created the Sun two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donhomkam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Donhomkam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Donhomkam's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Donhomkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near tapirs while wearing orange skirts and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

2. Do not hurt cats.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about amino acids.