Nurlmilrancitpidfadbastbet is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring hamster.

Nurlmilrancitpidfadbastbet created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmilrancitpidfadbastbet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurlmilrancitpidfadbastbet, she will turn you into a rock.

Nurlmilrancitpidfadbastbet's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Nurlmilrancitpidfadbastbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about nuts.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Always wear mauve.
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