Stanfossnut is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, boastful scorpion.

Stanfossnut created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanfossnut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stanfossnut, he will cry a lot.

Stanfossnut's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Stanfossnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never feed lots of beans to manatees while wearing purple shirts.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.