Mutwatbam is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, passionate deer.

Mutwatbam created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutwatbam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mutwatbam, it will remove you from existence.

Mutwatbam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Mutwatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Mutwatbam in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.