Xucbepvolhog Gadpigpop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, flying weasel.

Xucbepvolhog Gadpigpop created an atom two million years ago.

If you believe in Xucbepvolhog Gadpigpop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Xucbepvolhog Gadpigpop, she will refuse to believe in you.

Xucbepvolhog Gadpigpop's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Xucbepvolhog Gadpigpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt tortoises.

2. Never go into white rooms.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never feed lots of limes to whales while wearing red tights.