Rigsidquag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous jellyfish.

Rigsidquag created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Rigsidquag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rigsidquag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rigsidquag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Rigsidquag's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Rigsidquag.

2. Doves are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into red rooms.

4. Never feed strawberries to grasshopers while wearing rings.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.