Rigsidquag is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous
jellyfish.
Rigsidquag created bats five million years ago.
If you believe in
Rigsidquag, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Rigsidquag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Rigsidquag's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.
Rigsidquag's Holy Commandments1. You must love Rigsidquag.
2. Doves are not to be trusted.
3. Never go into red rooms.
4. Never feed strawberries to grasshopers while wearing rings.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.