Pitcubsog Zodmanxem is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ill-tempered dryad.

Pitcubsog Zodmanxem created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitcubsog Zodmanxem, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pitcubsog Zodmanxem, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pitcubsog Zodmanxem's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pitcubsog Zodmanxem's Holy Commandments

1. Pitcubsog Zodmanxem must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.