Raghanlitpibkimtalraw is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, clever
horse.
Raghanlitpibkimtalraw created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Raghanlitpibkimtalraw, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Raghanlitpibkimtalraw, he will ignore you and hope you go away.
Raghanlitpibkimtalraw's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.
Raghanlitpibkimtalraw's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing yellow tights and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.
3. Always help badgers in need.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never talk about fire.