Raghanlitpibkimtalraw is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, clever horse.

Raghanlitpibkimtalraw created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raghanlitpibkimtalraw, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Raghanlitpibkimtalraw, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Raghanlitpibkimtalraw's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Raghanlitpibkimtalraw's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing yellow tights and balancing eight silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.