Sattigbed Lakhitflis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident rhinoceros.

Sattigbed Lakhitflis created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sattigbed Lakhitflis, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sattigbed Lakhitflis, it will destroy your favourite star.

Sattigbed Lakhitflis' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Sattigbed Lakhitflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.

2. Never talk about turtles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not jump in public.