Nat is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, slow shark.

Nat created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never write about photosynthesis.