Komgebbam is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, staggering mouse.

Komgebbam created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komgebbam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Komgebbam, it will not care at all.

Komgebbam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Komgebbam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Komgebbam loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near ducks while wearing orange shoes and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Never talk about fire.