Cunlistxin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, deceitful jackal.

Cunlistxin created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunlistxin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cunlistxin, he will destroy your home planet.

Cunlistxin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cunlistxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.