Cunlistxin is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, deceitful
jackal.
Cunlistxin created Asia three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cunlistxin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Cunlistxin, he will destroy your home planet.
Cunlistxin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Cunlistxin's Holy Commandments1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never write about quantum field theory.