Cidbumbam is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying armadillo.

Cidbumbam created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbumbam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cidbumbam, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cidbumbam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Cidbumbam's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never feed lots of beans to voles while wearing turquoise kilts.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Cidbumbam.