Yattlun Jigyattgen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, amazing crane.

Yattlun Jigyattgen created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattlun Jigyattgen, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yattlun Jigyattgen, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yattlun Jigyattgen's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yattlun Jigyattgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the west.

3. Run away if nine monkeys approach from the east.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Run away from brown horses, for they are unholy.