Tafweenur is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate pigeon.

Tafweenur created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafweenur, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tafweenur, she will make you grow a tail.

Tafweenur's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tafweenur's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five goats approach from the north.

2. Always treat tortoises with great respect.

3. Never wear blue shoes.

4. Never sing near hamsters.

5. Run away from white mites, for they are unholy.
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