Pangtitpin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, pitiless hedgehog.

Pangtitpin created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pangtitpin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pangtitpin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Pangtitpin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pangtitpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never pour water over plants.