Cedcatfod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain wyrm.

Cedcatfod created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcatfod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedcatfod, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cedcatfod's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Cedcatfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about snakes.

5. Never think about gravity.