Stiglogdandonnillrilhab Parkzodfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, blissful newt.

Stiglogdandonnillrilhab Parkzodfod created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Stiglogdandonnillrilhab Parkzodfod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stiglogdandonnillrilhab Parkzodfod, it will turn you into a tree.

Stiglogdandonnillrilhab Parkzodfod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stiglogdandonnillrilhab Parkzodfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stiglogdandonnillrilhab Parkzodfod.