Goflidbep is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, witless naga.

Goflidbep created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goflidbep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Goflidbep, he will turn you into a tree.

Goflidbep's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Goflidbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Never wear blue corsets.
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