Kipfudpin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, thoughtless mole.

Kipfudpin created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipfudpin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kipfudpin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kipfudpin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kipfudpin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine goats approach from the west.

2. Hide from white frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Never play with disobedient children.