Vanbogkam Hivgetzakdud Fonsandsas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless hydra.

Vanbogkam Hivgetzakdud Fonsandsas created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanbogkam Hivgetzakdud Fonsandsas, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vanbogkam Hivgetzakdud Fonsandsas, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vanbogkam Hivgetzakdud Fonsandsas' most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vanbogkam Hivgetzakdud Fonsandsas' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not take Vanbogkam Hivgetzakdud Fonsandsas' name in vain.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.