Larnsadbam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciful raccoon.

Larnsadbam created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnsadbam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Larnsadbam, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Larnsadbam's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Larnsadbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.
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