Bogfonrot Laklagdog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, cheerful hamster.

Bogfonrot Laklagdog created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Bogfonrot Laklagdog, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogfonrot Laklagdog, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bogfonrot Laklagdog's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bogfonrot Laklagdog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Retreat if seven bats approach from the east.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Bogfonrot Laklagdog loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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