Ditpasnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective whale.

Ditpasnurt created a top quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditpasnurt, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ditpasnurt, she will come to you in dreams.

Ditpasnurt's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ditpasnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Never feed apples to hamsters while wearing cyan stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about asteroids.
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