Nilljiglit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent capybara.

Nilljiglit created the cosmos seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nilljiglit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nilljiglit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nilljiglit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Nilljiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nilljiglit.

5. Do not chop down trees.