Limdabbon Zanlenbog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, sage fairy.

Limdabbon Zanlenbog created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limdabbon Zanlenbog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Limdabbon Zanlenbog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Limdabbon Zanlenbog's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Limdabbon Zanlenbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about seals.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.