Litfumkim is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous chinchilla.

Litfumkim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litfumkim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Litfumkim, it will turn you into a hamster.

Litfumkim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Litfumkim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always obey Litfumkim's priests.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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