Quammumcablun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, effective bat.

Quammumcablun created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quammumcablun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quammumcablun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Quammumcablun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Quammumcablun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise coats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing dresses.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.