Quammumcablun is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, effective
bat.
Quammumcablun created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quammumcablun, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Quammumcablun, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Quammumcablun's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.
Quammumcablun's Holy Commandments1. Never wear turquoise coats.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing dresses.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Do not chop down trees.