Quafmig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciful goose.

Quafmig created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafmig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quafmig, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Quafmig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Quafmig's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.