Konsterfem is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered
meerkat.
Konsterfem created humanity four years ago.
If you believe in
Konsterfem, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Konsterfem, it will not care at all.
Konsterfem's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.
Konsterfem's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never wear shirts.
3. Never write about photosynthesis.
4. Hide from pink gulls for they are unholy.
5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Konsterfem.