Stragnabquam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able fly.

Stragnabquam created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragnabquam, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stragnabquam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Stragnabquam's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Stragnabquam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Stragnabquam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. You must love Stragnabquam.