Mondosskam is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical yak.

Mondosskam created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Mondosskam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mondosskam, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Mondosskam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Mondosskam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. You must pray to Mondosskam eight times a day.